/3/ - 3DCG

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>>462025
Why can't spics ever into texturing?

For those who are not latinfags, the plot is like the bastard child of all anime cliches.

The animation makes me laugh tough.

>>462310
You mean this isn't a joke?

>>462355
No, this guy totally means it.

Two trailers, a "movie" and a series I think?
And he doesn't notice how much he sucks.

>>462475
I mean, model wise it could be worse, but I help mentor highschool kids on animation and they're typically better than this. Well, at least after making a trailers worth of footage. How can this have so many faults? I feel like too much effort was put into it for the guy to not learn something.

>>462025

Pixar, take notes.

>>463020
I lol'd. Literally too many things wrong with this scene to count.

So they'll spend the cpu operations for a fucked up dynamic mesh shirt but wont turn on cast shadows at even their lowest settings.

cast shadows people (and poser porn makers) they're really important. Stop skipping that shit!

>>463328

I don't think shadows are gonna do much for this production, anon.

Man...

>>463335
cast shadows go a long way

>>464032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkTFHnk3LCg
bruh

its already released on his channel if anyone wants to develop stage 3 cancer

>>464514

Well, it can't get any worse than pic related, right? I'm going in for the full ride, anon. Wish me luck.

>>464540

Okay, I'm back to report. Guys, holy shit this is amazing. I actually called up two of my friends from animation school and we sat down, rolled four fat ones and proceeded to have the time of our fucking lives.

Theiser-spic is a fucking comedic genius, I've never laughed so hard in my entire goddamn life. I was struggling to breathe at some points. Best thing is; I've no clue what the fuck this shit is about. Obviously the main character is some sort of super hero but he can't control his powers or some shit so he kills a lot of people and then there's some guys who don't like him so he kills them and they kill his girlfriend but then she was alive two minutes later. Then the story starts skipping back in time to 1400BC and we see knights, samurai, transformers and Jesus sitting around a table talking Mexican and then the main transformer starts crying for some reason. Because he's sad he has decided to kill himself and back in current day Theiser somehow gained the dead transformers' powers.

I'm not making this shit up

The story ends with some deformed, blue Diablo-esque looking motherfucker arriving to earth to fuck shit up. But Theiser, like the true Hispanic hero he is, hadoukens the ever-living shit out of him and then he and his friends just rally around the monsters' corpse and proceed to trash-talk him for about 2 minutes.

I'd say this is about most autistic 3D animation I've ever seen. /3/ needs to step up its game if it ever wants to get on Theiser-spic's level.

>mfw

>>464574
all hail Theiser

>>464574
You are a hero to mankind anon.

>>462025

IT BECAME A MOVIE GUYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x2euyhhBB4

>>464637

Is the opening conversation between the pompadore guy and the chick in the red sweater about who has the bigger tits? I don't speak gardener so I don't know.

>>464574
>Jesus
>1400bc

>>464680
Yes.
Well not really, they are talking spaghetti about something that happened in the past with GUERREROS DE LA LUS involved.

>>464820
Somehitng like

"So we don't need the Warriors of light anymore, the war is over."
"And if we need them?"
"Nah, we won't"
"Ok."

From gardener to english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8muqJyGkYD4

Still don't understand shit.

>>462025

I just got done watching the first two episodes of RWBY after seeing this earlier in the week.

>I'd rather watch Theiser again than continue watching that slow motion train wreck.

>>465888
I dunno dude. R.w.b.y. might be bad but not Theiser bad.

Is this the ratboygenius of Mexico?

>>465983

I can't believe that I didn't make that connection before...

>>465579
OMG, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen/heard

theiser is truly for the most patrician of tastes

the weak minded need not apply

>>466213
disregard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwnT7ANUYxI

>>462025
I wonder if the character of Theiser is in any way a reflection of the creator of this show.

>>466214
>my sides

>>466225
deep

>>466214
>Coming Febrero 2003
12 years spent on this masterpiece
I can't believe it didn't take longer

>>465888
>>465978
Funny that neither RWBY or Theiser are trying to be bad. They're both legit efforts to make something.

>>466316

Shit like RWBY and Theiser are made by the same kinds of people. These guys want to have the best, most super coolest thing ever but they don't take criticism well (read: at all) so they don't have a sounding board to bounce shit off of and get rid of bad ideas -- which would be damn near the entire super cool idea they had.

So they huddle together with people who won't tell them their ideas suck and ignore anyone else you says it needs work or it isn't worth the time. Then these gems come out.

It sucks to say it but it's a prime example of what happens in a bully free society. No one there to make them question if what they're doing is terrible.

>>462025
>Cel shaded everything but using shitty settings so everything is posterised
>0:29 there is no floor. Just a blue skybox
>At least they put cloth physics in
>awful mix of smooth and linear animation
>no concept of scale at 1:18
>loving that huge emitter object at 2:00
>cropped logo at 2:30

10/10 would watch again

>>466225
>I wonder if the character of Theiser is in any way a reflection of the creator of this show.

That part when Theiser goes inside a bar and says: "Hey, do you have anything with alcohol" and the bartender laughs and everyone says he's such a pussy. And then he fucks everyone up, incluiding those who are inoccent.
That is wish fulfillment.

>we have to go deeper

Also, list of all cringeworthy references
>amazons
>angels
>wise samurai warrior
>the spear of longuinus
>releasing 1 percent of my power
>a tournament (of warriors international .inc)
>atlantis

>>466486
>anything with alcohol
fuck I meant "without".

>>466486
>>466487
I love you actually understand this shit. Could you go further in detail of what the story's about? I'm having a hard time figuring it out myself: >>464574

>>466491
I understand gardener and I watched it until I couldn't cringe anymore.

But I agree with >>464574 , but I have no idea how it ends. I'm going to watch it again this weekend and keep growing that list.

>>465579
Guys guys guys, the secret is to turn on captions.

>>466491
its easy to understand for anyone who knows spanish and has the patience to sit through more than 5 minutes of it

>>466624
>the patience to sit through more than 5 minutes of it

that's the trick

I just looked at Rwby after seeing it mentioned here, do people actually watch and enjoy this? Not only is it horrible to look at but the actual content is straight out of a 13 year olds most feverish Deviantart pictures.

>>466766

I walked into a room where a few people were watching it. I sat through about a minute of it before asking what PS2 game it was from.

It makes me sad to think that someone honestly believes this is a valid use of their creative power.

Guise I just read some info on his website

this nigga just plain used windows 95 and 3d max 4

nigga took like 3 days per render

>>466766
>>466776
I'd rate RWBY's writing as roughly equal to Theiser. The production quality is somewhat better. However, you have to consider that Theiser cost $0 to make, and RWBY cost millions (I assume).

>>466824
Brownie points for dedication

>>466826
Rwby cost millions ?!

>>466855
Impossible. Gotta be a real shoestring budget on that show. But with the number of people involved in the production it's probably a lot more expensive than it looks.
First I thought it was a one man show and just his friends doing the voiceover and stuff.

Thought that was why it got attention at all, but apparently it's quite a number of people involved in the production.

>>466824
Jesus christ. Jesus fucking christ.

Imagine this spic actually visiting his local gas station on a bi-daily basis and buying jerrycans of diesel for his power generator, only to keep his 1996 Compaq running. Don't even get me started on the third world internet connection that's running in his slum favela, it must have took this guy like 2 weeks to upload his motion picture on YouTube. Everyone in his town is laughing at him, saying he won't make it. Every day he's walking to that gas station and people are looking at him in disgust; "FIND A REAL JOB, PEDRO!", "YOU'RE A SHIT ANIMATOR, PEDRO!".

Deep inside Pedro knows he will make it, no matter what people say. No matter how many bills he has to pay to make Theiser, he knows that it will become a commercial success one day.

And here we are, /3/. Laughing at this spic for having a dream. I feel bad.

>>462025
It's obviously just a elaborate troll from someone who witnessed ratboy genius.

>>466861
Yeah, if you guys wanna pretend as if this never happened at all, I'm game.

>>466860
myfeels.wmv

>>466870
No anon. It happened and it was glorious.

>>466860
but he succeeded

pedro will go down in (/3/'s history at least) as a short-lived blazing star of 3d autism

also taken from his comment section,when someone asked him for a behind the scenes/making of vid

Estoy trabajando en ello, va a ser un mitad tutorial y mitad detrás de las escenas

if you cant speak taquito he's making a tutorial on the legendary grafi style

stay tuned,everyone

>>467098

GRAFIHYPE

>>466860
also this guy seems to have a legitimate fanbase of people who follow his "anime" and legitimate customers for his "design business"

the guy is a celebrity at guetto ass anime conventions

>>467098
that means he's doing a half tutorial, half behind scenes video kinda like those maya tutorials based on a short film

WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH ALL OF RWBY. IT WAS LIKE SOME SORT OF DANK AUTISM MORPHINE DRIP. I COULDNT STOP AND NOW IM ANGRY THAT THERE ISNT MORE BECAUSE THAT ASSHOLE HAD TO GO AHEAD AND DIE. FUCKING FUCK.

>>467169
IS HE DEAD WAT

>>467462
THE DIRECTOR DIED.

BUT HE WROTE 10 SEASONS WORTH OF SHIT SO THEYLL KEEP MAKING THEM

>>467474
BETTER KEEP THIS THREAD GOING IN CAPS LOCK, DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THIS IS SMALL BUSINESS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!

THIS SHIT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

FB/FansTheiserMovie
FB/grafimotion

A year ago I would have laughed at this, but then I started learning 3d animation and it's legitimately really fucking difficult and time consuming. Like I doubt I could do OP's trailer and I've been practicing hard.

>>467652
shit,man

>>467655
It's literally like one took the skills one learned during one's first year in 3D and said "okay, this is good enough, time to go into production". Who does that? Theiser guy, ratboy genious?

Even the RWBY guy waited until 2nd or 3rd year, of course he is now dead so perhaps he started just in time that one.

>>467937
>Even the RWBY guy waited until 2nd or 3rd year, of course he is now dead so perhaps he started just in time that one.

Pretty sure monty oum was well beyond 3 years of study/practice.

>>467939

Which is truly sad.

>>462025
>This guy finished a whole movie

So what have you achieved /3/?

lol look at this dumass and his lame 3D
>actually making 3D
>has the commitment to make a whole movie
>has the balls to show it to the world
>has the smarts to sell it
>makes money making art

yeah what a loser. LOL so bad.

I just feel so goddamn cool and important when I call people shit and don't post my own 3D!

>>467983
If this 'Theiser' can't be criticized by ANYONE because of it's BLATANT LACK of QUALITY no work ever conceived can.
If you can't see that this here sucks, like only them super massive black holes said to lurk in the center of gallaxies can suck, you need to get off the internet.

>>467983
Jesus, I hope for your sake you're just a really bad troll.

>>467961
I made a sphere look pretty fucking sweet.

>>467990

I think certainly "Theiser", "RWBY", RBG et al can and should indeed be criticized as with any and all art. Direction, story, technique, all of that is open for criticism and frank, objective criticism is important for any progress.

But "What an idiot! He sucks. He should never have made it. He's a failure. What a loser" isn't even a valid criticism. He obtained his objective, to tell his story. His only failure would be if he had not made it.

We can criticize the technique. We can criticize the effectiveness of his methods. But to criticize the act and the attempt is pointless. He wanted to make something. He made the thing he wanted to make. He succeeded.

Hopefully he has grown from the experience and will progress as an artist. Whether he will ever be a skilled artist is only secondary. That he set goals for himself and achieve them to the best of his abilities I really what it's all about.

>>468065
>We can criticize the technique. We can criticize the effectiveness of his methods.
>But to criticize the act and the attempt is pointless.
> He wanted to make something. He made the thing he wanted to make. He succeeded.

The eleventh september 2001 a group of disgruntled men took over a commercial airliner and flew it into the Pentagon.
We may critize their techniqe, the angle at ehich they hit the building and the general effectiveness of flying a airliner into a low concrete fortress.
But to actually critize the attempt itself is pointless, because they did something they wanted to do and they succeeded.

>>468068

They did succeed. They forced the US into a quagmire that had financially crippled them and galvanized the Islamic world against the west. Criticizing the attempt is pointless now.

>>468068

Because art and murderous acts of terrorism are totally the same thing and this is not a false analogy in any way what-so-ever.

>>468070
It illustrates how this line of reasoning is deeply flawed, and how act's isn't somehow isolated from criticism by merit of being acts.
Saying 'you can't criticize X because it's an act' makes no sense at all, that's what my example illustrates.

You need to develop a whole new model that explains why making mega shit-tier movies is above critism that explains just when and why an act can't be criticized.

>>468076
>pretentious fuckwittery

Because making a fucking 3D movie is exactly the same thing as 9/11.

There is absolutely no reason why he should not have made that movie. None.

Now if you want to criticize the way he made the movie with the tools available to him then go right ahead. But there is not one valid reason for why he should not have made that movie.

>>468303
>Because making a fucking 3D movie is exactly the same thing as 9/11.

The comparison to 9/11 this have already been addressed, I call strawman on you opting to deliberatly misinterpret the message.
You labling my response as 'prententios fuckwittrey' rather than bother responding to it's content suggests it's so.

>But there is not one valid reason for why he should not have made that movie.

No one except yourself will grant you a claim to decide what is and isn't valid anon.
If you don't want to construct an argument that is something else than you assertaining it is so because you say it is, we will have to agree to disagree.

>>468308

teacup-pinky/10

>>468314
>Translation: 9/11.

What the fuck happened to this thread?

>>468418
>http://orig00.deviantart.net/73b4/f/2015/083/5/b/eyes_by_winter_xyz-d8mz8zu.gif

Cunts. Pretentious cunts who wanted to bleed us with all their edges.

I criticize because I am better than. Period.

>>468446
I made that gif. I posted it in that shitty-corridor thread.

I'm proud somebody posted it in another thread.

>>468418

The special snowflake squad showed up to try to redefine what quality means.

>there are 33 posters in this thread

>>462025
i'm a rebel

Giuliani's Law: the longer a debate goes on the more likely someone will enroll 9/11 in their argument.

>>468519

And your point?

You wanna know something guys?

He did a GangamStyle with Theiser.
It's a new low.
I'm not even going to post it.

THEISER: The Prequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKc2PqZZFCE

Hey guess what
He played candy crush 3 hours ago
Isn't it interesting to see that even the highest level professionals are really just like us on the inside?

>>468765

I speak Spanish and can't understand half of what's happening because of the Yak Bak quality audio.

>>468765
THEISER 101

In the prequel he's infected with a virus; if he gets too "emotional", it takes over him. In "THEISER THE MOVIE", he watches his gf cheat on him, so destruction ensues.

/a/ here
Still better than DEEN/stay Night

bumping

>>468761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIjNicjWlB4
>cuck

With all the work this retard churns out how the hell has he not improved at all? It blows my mind that idiots waste their time making the same ugly shit over and over without realising they either just suck or can't improve and give up.

Is this a thread for bad 3D?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJpsaNI8Q7U

>>468997
When you slam into production you don't learn much since all you're doing is repeating things you've already learned.
Improvement comes when you take your time and make a point of pushing the envelope past your previous achievements.

Key to realize is that to be able to actually concieve of the idea of making Theiser, when your skill allow you to make nothing but Theiser
this strive for quality doesn't even exist inside your skull.

Or at the very least is muted by the neckbreaking weight of the mountain of purified weeb that resides inside your head.

>>469037

Ow! That video gave me autism.

>>469037
1:05 Oh god please no. not like this. and I'm saying this as a firm atheist.

This is a disgrace in the truest sense of the word 'disgrace' a complete dissasosiation with all that is conceptualy grace.
I feel a tremendeous shame for my species fullfill me, I wish I was a true alien being that could stand back and insulate myself from all the guilt of having any
relation to this man, such as living on the same planet and operating on the same set of organs. If this feeling is autism, this video indeed gave me autism.

Someday this will be new sticky.

>>467961
i don't know animation but i do know that sound design and 3D modeling takes work

i mean this teiser guy probably it all himself judging from his work, if he had better models and better sounds it would make the whole things not looking that bad.
but again im assuming his animation is on the level as his modeling and sound design

And this is an animation school from Puebla, Mexico.

https://youtu.be/zQeJrHGb8Fg

This is an actual, official video from the institution. Enjoy

>>470435
there's no way this is real. also the picture on his computer screen looks way more professional

>>470464
>>470435
I want to believe that it's fake, too, but there's just no punchline. It doesn't make sense as a joke any more than it does as an actual advertisement for a school.

> guise guise, I have a hilarious idea... let's pretend to be a school that teaches animation! LOL! We'll make a YouTube video and everything

>>467098
>If you can speak taquito.
Shit, I am mexican and could avoid laughing at this.

>>470488
I meant couldnt, shit.

>>470435
It's like they're animating without any rigs, like they just grabbed a mesh and kept blendshaping it into different positions. Like how clay animators do it.

>>470523
I think it's just 2-4 iterations of turbosmooth on top of the skinned mesh.

>>470478
it might be a real video from an animation school and someone swapped out the real animations with his shitty ones for comedic effect.

>>470305
That's the thing. He doesn't have a grasp at anatomy (his models are very angular, meaning it's probably just an extruded polygon shape but with smoothing).

Also his animation could do with some more effort. Sure animating realistically is hard when you are an amateur but if he just ads a few more key-frames it could look better.

Also lightly needs to improve. Get some shadows at least.

>>464637

I am so mirin' his pacience and persistance to make a full 1 and a half hour 3d movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng0S-o6Dap4

finally we can enjoy the movie in english language!

>>471899
HOLY FUCK IT'S HERE

>>471899

OH GOD MY EYES

>>471899
I thought I would understand it more in English.

Nope.

>>471899
OH MY GOD! THE VOICE ACTING IS STELLAR!

>>471899
>the awakening of the light warriors

I'm making a few 3D anime characters. What do you think? Probably going to rig and anime it.

>>471899

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHZl6iUxOYU

>>473423
Why does this make me feel uneasy?

>>471899

What I be done?
What I be done?
NoooOOOooo!

Can't wait for the second movie

This is the face behind the masterpiece.

>>474194

He even offers help with your graphic design thesis.

Guys I am not fucking kidding.

>>474194
Hello, >>474194

>>474194
Gaston Gama king of /3/

>>466824
Pentium 1? I used to have that when I was 13 years old...

>>471899
25 SECONDS for that unanimated graphic at the beginning. LOOK AT MY AMAZING LOGO FOR TWENTY FIVE SECONDS -- THAT'S HOW PROUD I AM OF THIS PROJECT, WORLD.

Take a step back and imagine that you just spent 15 years on a single project, and this is how it came out. Think about how old you were 15 years ago. Think about the things you've done since then.

This might be the most depressing thing in the world. An entire youth, lost, by choice.

>>474310
If there is any indication, the guy lives in a backwater, 3d world country south american shithole. And the best he has for it is a long obsolete computer and nearly as bad 3D design tool. He probably is self taught.

It's like watching an ape build a hut with its bare hands. It is amazing, but such a primitive being.

The rest of you fuckers have no excuse not to try hard.

Check out this /b/ros
https://youtu.be/CBWKtVTfqdU

>>474335

knock this shit off.

>>469124
I can see that.

>>474335
Even for a sfm video, this is fucking awful.
It's basically only a set of separate keyframes being seconds apart.

You didn't bother to give any uniqueness in moving the characters. You just had then being in one position one moment, then you went forwards a few seconds and just added the next position.

You could have done something interesting with the movement.

Do some animation with the bodies, instead of just opening there eyes, have them pit their hands against their face in surprise?

Maybe do something funny where one of them explodes, idk.

See pic related for a good idea on how to make animations interesting, or at least how to learn to what timing is regarding keyframes. This is only a small part of what you need to learn to get gud.

>>469037
At 4:15 her arm bends in 3 separate places.

Why did he fee like he needed to make her arm have 2 elbows? Anybody can easily fit their hand inside their mouth, so why add the extra way bone to bend her arm?

This
https://youtu.be/pn6MOXq9CBQ

>>474238
Long live to Gaston Gama. Long live to /3/

Also look what I found

http://www.grafimotion.com/curri/paginas/webflash/webgast/index.htm

This will only add to his legend

The worst part is that I kind of look like the main character, so I can't show this to my irl friends

>>474815

Who the fuck would copy this piece of shit?!

test

>>462025
3, i need to say this...
now you know what a musician feels like when they hear pop music.

>>474822
Who indeed?

>>471899
It's the same length as the Avengers movie.

>>474837
what exactly do you mean,anon

>>474319
>3d world country
>3d world
>3D
he is a 3D anime character!

>>462307
>>462309
>>462355
>>462475
>>462493
>>463043

>thinking that he is serious

He may be serious about making a film or a series but this is so obviously meant to be laughed at.

>>464574
Someone who gets it.

>>475222

You sure anon? I think he thinks this shit is legit good 3D.

>>467652
no one can't be that bad...

>>464540
Agreed. Seriously though, there are probably computers that could render that movie in real time...

THIS IS IT /3/

He's coming to my town. WAT DO

>>475222
>obviously meant to be laughed at.
nope

>>475290
yep

He spent over a decade on this. You don't spend a decade intentionally making something bad.

>>475611
Any mid-range gaming system made in the last 5 years could do it at 60 fps.

>>475617

Ask him to FIX HIS FUCKING LORE

>>475617

Just say to him:

"Hijo de la recontra gran puta madre hija de la grandísima hija de la granmalparidísima puta mierda gran gonorriculilambeada puta camionada de perras con vista a un burdel lleno de prostíbulas putas hijas de la gran perra de mierda"

>>462025
reminds me of that tv show ReBoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLcGs1czck

>>475696

You dissapoint anon.

>>475730
you just sent me down a trip of nostalgia lane. Thank you based anon.

>>475617
On behalf of all /3/ tell him how much we need Theiser 2.

>>475979
Will do anon. Will do. In fact I will film it.

>>475617
THE DAY IS ALMOST UPON US

Or, you, specifically.