/3/ - 3DCG

>>468620
>Final Cut

>>464540

Okay, I'm back to report. Guys, holy shit this is amazing. I actually called up two of my friends from animation school and we sat down, rolled four fat ones and proceeded to have the time of our fucking lives.

Theiser-spic is a fucking comedic genius, I've never laughed so hard in my entire goddamn life. I was struggling to breathe at some points. Best thing is; I've no clue what the fuck this shit is about. Obviously the main character is some sort of super hero but he can't control his powers or some shit so he kills a lot of people and then there's some guys who don't like him so he kills them and they kill his girlfriend but then she was alive two minutes later. Then the story starts skipping back in time to 1400BC and we see knights, samurai, transformers and Jesus sitting around a table talking Mexican and then the main transformer starts crying for some reason. Because he's sad he has decided to kill himself and back in current day Theiser somehow gained the dead transformers' powers.

I'm not making this shit up

The story ends with some deformed, blue Diablo-esque looking motherfucker arriving to earth to fuck shit up. But Theiser, like the true Hispanic hero he is, hadoukens the ever-living shit out of him and then he and his friends just rally around the monsters' corpse and proceed to trash-talk him for about 2 minutes.

I'd say this is about most autistic 3D animation I've ever seen. /3/ needs to step up its game if it ever wants to get on Theiser-spic's level.

>mfw